Monday, July 23, 2012

Ridiculous Smart Watch is Worst Sony Product EVER!?

Hunter Communication required reading from:
Gizmodo

Link to Article:
Sony SmartWatch Review: Maybe the Worst Thing Sony Has Ever Made

Sometimes a new genre-busting gadget seems a little geeky at first, maybe even less than useful? Then you try it out and start imagining all the wonderful ways it can change your life, if you only cough up the money to buy one!  With their hilarious, unimaginably scathing review, Gizmodo proves FAR beyond the shadow of a doubt that the new Sony SmartWatch is not that kind of device.  The more you try to use it, the angrier, more frustrated and turned off you get...

Excerpt: " Using It. You'll be startled when you put on the Sony SmartWatch—This isn't nearly as stupid looking or feeling as I imagined it'd be. You expect to hate yourself as soon as you wear it, but somehow, you don't—ten points for you, Sony. This owes largely to how much the "watch"—a roughly inch and a half OLED screen, a third of an inch thick—feels like a watch without scare quotes. Once you charge it, you snap it into a provided band, then press its single button—and there's the time! The time of your life, maybe.

But then you look at it for more than a few seconds or so, maybe try touching it, and a thing you have strapped to your arm suddenly starts to make you unhappy. Unhappy and perplexed. A thing actually on your body confuses your brain, and it's not a tattoo of a Mobius strip or something. The SmartWatch requires a constant Bluetooth connection with an Android phone to do anything smart at all—otherwise it'll just blink errors at you, slackjawed, and show you the time. Similarly, you'll need the Android mothership to load any app you might want onto the thing—simply, it's non-functional without a phone in your bag or pocket, and because of the dinosaur Bluetooth connection, sluggish even when its phone mom is around..."

"Should I Buy It? No. Absolutely not. No one should own this, no matter their lifestyle preferences or moral views. I promise you—you won't like it. The Sony SmartWatch is pathetic, frustrating, and empty. There's no way to justify spending $150 on this—this ripoff of a thing. It's easily gulped down at first under the guise of luxe gadgetry, but spending any more than a few minutes swiping with despair reveals just how much of a bad practical joke this thing is. Were the SmartWatch some Target clearance rack bauble from a Chinese no-name crap dispensary, this wouldn't be worth typing over. But this is Sony. That means something. Right?"

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